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^{7 ANNOYING QUESTIONS BISEXUAL WOMEN GET ASKED}

^{Bisexuality means being physically, romantically and sexually attracted to both, men and women. While we would think lately people have understood what it’s all about, some bizarre questions, names and comments still come our way. My favorite term being: the hetero-homo hybrids...yeah I can totally see a heterosexual and a homosexual having sex...that’s how bi kids are made! Some other ridiculously annoying questions are:}

ARE YOU TRYING TO FISH FOR ATTENTION?

^{The typical question for younger women who come out as bisexual. A lot of people think of young bisexuals as kids who are only experimenting, unable to make-up their minds, or wanting to attract a dude’s attention at a party by sucking face with another girl. Girls like these DO exist but they’re actually not that common to find and the last thing a bisexual wants to hear is that they’re only in a phase or trying to be a  special snowflake.}

^{SO, DO YOU DO THREESOMES?}

^{Apparently, being attracted to two genders is a synonym for sleeping with people of both genders… at once. Except, truth is, threesomes don’t have anything to do with whom you’re sexually attracted to. In fact, it doesn’t matter if you’re hetero, homo or bi, if you like getting that double booty, you’ll do it.}

DOES THAT MEAN YOU DATE TWO PEOPLE AT ONCE?

^{Yes, yes, bisexual is actually the synonym of polyamorous, silly me! I should’ve led on with that.}

^{ARE YOU A CLOSETED GAY?}

^{It’s too bad that you can’t just say you’re like the Equator, not north or south, just in the nice and warm tropical-weathered middle. Oh wait, you actually can say that it just tends to be too hard for homosexuals and heterosexuals alike to understand that there are people who can like a woman or a man.}

^{WHAT GENDER WAS YOUR EX?}

^{Maybe they’re expecting the gender of your ex to reveal anything about your “true sexuality“ or your preferences? It remains unknown why this question comes up but apparently, whatever gender your ex was, that must be what you actually feel atracted to.}

^{AREN'T YOU JUST BEING GREEDY?}

^{…Yes! The planet has 6 billion people and I want them all in my bed...tonight. No seriously what the heck?}